"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
Jager Bombs are cool, but hydrogen bombs are where it's at. Sparks and jager equals instant black out, I mistakenly tried eating a cigarette thinking it was a nacho.
He showed me a four inch blond hair that grows out of his side. He calls it his little ray of sunshine. Please come get me.
screw that ipod for my birthday.. i just want a weed brownie the size of my face. that's all.
We had sex after spending two hours in the drunk tank. It was really deep and meaningful
If we get out of this alive, I'm never going to a Denny's at 3 am again.
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
you can hold your grudge or you can accept the alcoholic treats as a peace offering. your choice
peace be with you.
Dude, it's the frankincense and myrrh soap. Smelling like baby Jesus will get you laid.
Ran into his mom at the bar, i told her "i know he's married now but I'd still do him"
The last time I thought I had a UTI, I ended up having herpes. Sooo.. This time in preparing myself for cancer or death.
I seriously doubt I'm gonna be able to properly put your dick in my mouth whilst upside down, but I'm willing to give it my best shot
I mean in all honesty I would let James Franco shit on my chest. End of story
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
My vibrator turned on under my pillow when I was taking a nap this morning... I nearly shit my pants.
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