these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
i am not allowed to pick the men i sleep with anymore
you spent 5 minutes trying to open an empty PBR and kept saying "don't worry i'll get it i've been working out"
I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
Alright, I can go by eventually,, I don't wanna lose a second pair of shoes this semster from blacking out...
The waitress just told me I'm asking alot. So far I've asked for a soul, an angel and carbombs
I respect the size of her balls.
Yeah but I don't respect the size of her anything else.
I literally just force feed a guy flintstone vitamins after sex
I can't believe you're forcing me to handle this hangover sober
Fuck you and your fucking taquito's.
Emojis can't explain what he felt when that ass dropped
i thought this was a perfectly normal conversation between two adult men about why this children's cartoon is quality television but no you just gotta be talking shit again
Random boy motorboated me, handed me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, winked and walked out with some other girl
Find him and marry him.
I'm going to be there later than expected. There was a yo-yo incident...
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