whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
Dude I thought this was going to suck, but moving back in with my dad is like being at a frat party every night only everyone is 40 years old.
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
Youre on making sure I dont black out around fat chicks duty
True bitches know their best friends favorite Boones Farm flavor.
My only objective is to get drunk enough to forget the last 364 days.
I'm thinking he has to buy me dinner at least twice before i even start considering casting him for "Fuck buddy - understudy."
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
It was drunk tag. I was Alice in wonderland chasing a ballerina who was chasing Lance Armstrong who had needles in his arms.
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
I raided the fridge drunk the same time dad was eating breakfast
I just woke up under my desk. Not to worry though, no one is in the office yet
Commuter bitches be judging your sister and her bag fulla wine. It's a motherfucking rosé, bitch!
...its technically supposed to be for the bridal shower but I think I can find an ensemble that says "im hopped up on x. Stick your tongue down my throat." As well as " im supporting your marriage to my brother"
Randomize
