just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
frozen peaches as icecubes. vodka Sundays just got wayyyy better
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
He taped the number 420 over all of his clocks
He gets a blow job; I get my oil changed free of charge. And that way I only see him every 2500 miles.
Hey, I can't find my bed frame. Do you know who took it?
Well good for him for getting your number before he told you he had no money and needed you to pay for his drink!
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
List 10 things your GF won't do for you, and we can work through that list.
He just showed up on my porch naked with just a blanket and a trash bag
Yeah no problem. What are blow job angels for anyways
Officially not baby mama #3. Celebration is in order.
i cant go to his party cause last time i pressed the red buttons on the wall and the fire alarm went off for 40 minutes, i'm not allowed back there
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