State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
Packing up everything in the dorm. Silly bands to unused condom ratio is ridiculous.
OH YEAH AND FORGOT TO THANK YOU FOR THE lack of WARNING THAT HE WASN'T CIRCUMSIZED.
I'll be there in 10. I need you naked and ready. Warm up.
Now I don't feel so bad about telling everyone that he's 23 and needs Viagra. It's her problem now
You realize your sleeping pills are working when you pick up your iPhone and almost bite it because you thought it was a graham cracker
if you fuck our toilet off the wall again, i'm going to be so mad.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
My vag is like the Sahara
Ew that's gross.
The sad truth. Barren and empty.
I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
Let's knock shit down like godzilla and have intense sex in the rubble
I'm high. ignore me
Dicks are not precious.
I planned to shave today but it's Friday the 13th I might cut something
IM FILLED WITH SANDWICHES AND SELF LOATHING
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