no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
I hate all girls vehemently.
Reason #82 that I need to get laid: my pubes are getting split ends.
I just took boredom to a whole new level. I just auto-tuned and remixed today's western civ lecture
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
I'm currently witnessing my drunk neighbor attempting to fold laundry on his front lawn. I think he's trying to spell out HELP.
You know, last years football game was epic, but seeing the same girl that gave you a bj in the parking lot, in the same parking spot...that's fate.
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
My middle name is suave and my vagina shoots rainbows, what else would you expect?
I swear to god....if you can give yourself a brazilian you can take a fucking bullet
This is me trying to take a picture to send to grandma. At 4. We were trying to look sober.
I'd give anything to be driving a pirate ship wearing nothing but a coconut bra and a grass skirt eating a pizza and watching dolphins jump in the waves. Dreams ya gotta have dreams
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
i feel like a cleansing fire is the only way to purify the house
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
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