would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
someone shit in a solo cup and left it at the base of the stairs. fuck orlando dude.
Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
I guess the cop knew i was on a walk of shame and felt bad...i got to play with the siren the rest of the way home
Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
You're like the Mr. T of my A-team, only less gold jewelry and more pitying of fools.
That's the nicest thing anyone has said to me all day.
Mom just referred to a 9 year old as "this bitch", so I'd say day drinking was a success.
It's tough not drinking when the bartender adds rum to your coke without telling you, and doesn't charge you
Well. Your father was, shall we say, privately surfing the Internet when he found a video of you and Kevin. This was on a very public website honey.
By the way, Kevin! OMG good catch honey!
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
I'm so lazy and tired i just want to cry and fall asleep in a bed of egg mcmuffins.
We had sex on roll out bean bag chair, and then proceeded to sleep with a blanket with dolphins on it. Happy birthday to me.
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