I'm so hungover that the internet is hard.
are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
oh hey summer self, welcome to endless thirsty thursdays and walks of shame.
My complete lack of self respect has really improved my blow job technique
i'm using salt from the free peanuts to stop the bleeding.
He was going down on me and raised up for a minute, slipped and punched me in the face. My lady boner left immediately.
i'm pregaming while finishing a paper on cardio myocyte contractility in mice. i'm kicking finals week's ass right now
I'm gonna make a mold of your dick so I can make popsicles
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
I'll come hang out with you guys later, but right now my parents aren't home and I have to take full advantage of being able to watch porn on full blast.
On celebration of the Supreme Court ruling I feel it is our patriotic duty to have a threesome
I'm not even 100% sure what it is, but if it involves Thor and Doritos, I'm in
New life goal: Sex in a parking lot surrounded by a circle of fire.
She lured me back to her place with pizza and tits. I was totally helpless
I'm not saying it wasn't great. I'm just saying sleeping with a gassy, depressed,45 year old mother was a different experience. Would do it again though.
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