Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
Holy mother of cocks. I was grind-with-my-boss drunk last night.
There was a fucking SNAKE in the urinal. WHAT THE FUCK
The last thing I remember is ordering two Martinis while yelling 'CAN YOU PUT THAT IN ONE GLASS?'
I spent the whole party making out with some guy. He wasn't that cute but six of my sorority sisters are fighting over him so I had to do something..
Now I'm heckling that my belch is more exciting than their fireworks and I peed down the driveway.
Nothing like grinding all night with a hot ethnic guy dressed as a clown to help conquer your phobia. Halloween is fucked up.
doing squats while I brush my teeth.. gotta keep the booty in check
You have not lived until you've had your brains fucked out on a broken down Tunnel of Love ride. Life is good.
The time to say "now you can't go and be strange about this at work" is not as you are penetrating your coworker. NOW its awkward
I am naked and annoyed.
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
Give it up bro. I’m not wearing pants or a bra and only an act of god could change that
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