I think I just sold my virginity for plane tickets
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
You unbuttoned your shirt and started walking down the center of the road screaming traffic stops for Enrique Iglesias.
college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
It's hard to take you serious when you're crying your eyes out wearing an adult sized onesie.
I let him watch sportscenter while we fucked. How did he repay me? I'm now missing class to get a shot in the ass for the clap. You and I are getting wasted and keying someone's car this weekend.
THIS ISN'T WORKING THIS IS THE DRUNK LEADING THE DRUNK
Haha he was not a poor little guy. If he'd talked to me or something I might feel bad. But since I saw him groping other girls as well as myself there's no sympathy coming from me
He's just picking out the right girl. I do the same thing with fruit. Grope them, squeeze them, smell them. I have to know I'm getting quality fruit.
The Mole People would help. They are a kind, helpful people, the Mole People are.
Mole people?
Mole people
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kendra's boobs?
He dared you to draw a map of the USA on your wall in mustard. You drew something that vaguely resembled a velociraptor eating Oklahoma, got embarrassed because you forgot how to spell America, then hid out in the coat closet until everybody left.
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
We gotta locate my vibrators and get them stashed away STAT
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