we did it on the carpet and she just yells out "OH. MY PSORIASIS".
All I have in my fridge is chocolate cake, pizza, spicy mayo sauce, beer, and weed. I love college
By the way, your roommate is right. His penis is much bigger than yours.
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
time for a it's-monday-night-and-this-week-is-gunna-suck-drink.
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
I can always make him wear a mask... I'll tell him it's a fetish.
It's ok, I may have just peed outside your car and used your whataburger napkins. Hope you weren't saving them for a special occasion.
So like 5 seconds in I realize I knew him in 3rd grade and I went limp in his mouth. It felt like I just murdered the last unicorn ever. Going straight never felt like an option till now.
My head feels like Jesus is projectile vomiting hammers on it
I think I just gave my niece a weed pinata...
Is it bad that I tried to build an outfit based around "What do people who use condoms look like when they buy condoms?"
It's 8 in the morning and you're doing coke and drinking margaritas. First, you have a problem. Second, why didn't you invite me?
My younger brother asked me "to stop fucking his girlfriends older sisters"
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