You seriously don't know?He was trying to arrest you and you were shouting that you were being punk'd. Punk'd? that show got cancelled like 5 years ago.
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
You know you have a great job when you need a DD home from work at 6pm.
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
Hello you've reached the get a clue corp. Our business hours are from take a hint to figure it out, eastern standard time. If you prefer to leave a message, don't, call back when you're not crazy, fat, and annoying.
Earned the respect of a group of freshman by chugging Das Boot while hanging out a window and lost it shortly after by wrecking a clown bike into them.
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
She said, "awww, you're so sweet" after I started putting on a condom. How many STDs have I just contracted?
Every time he asks me if I'm horny I'm just like come on...stupid question
Well, I'm hung over and my penis hurts - two signs of success
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
Every time I start to think he's just not worth the trouble, he puts his face down there and I wanna buy him a car
Here's an unsolicited pic of my tits, because you almost died last night.
11:30pm - Shots together. 12:15pm Shots together. 12:45pm Shots together. 9:30am Plan B's together.
What the hell was that?
Genius. It was sheer genius.
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