in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
ugly people sure do ruin things
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
And then I saw the naval officer and gave up that whole new leaf thing
Based on the pics I have taken of hookups while they were passed out or sleeping, I have scientifically concluded that no two vagina lips are the same. They are like snowflakes.
You thought your socks were broken. They were just inside out.
shes taking the breakup well, i walked in on her naked passed out wearing a turban with a bag of peanut butter choc chips in hand at 5 in the afternoon.
I just set a bowl of cap n crunch on fire. That high.
Bitch guess who just got a fucking taser
dying me prepared for dead me... i woke up with my laptop open to the last snl episode, a bottle of gatorade, advil and a bag of chocolate all next to me
Are you coming down for 4/20 or does Easter kinda fuck that up for you?
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
What's the protocol for doing tequila shots at a baseball game when you're chaperoning for a church group? You know, hypothetically.
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻♀️
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