Hey sorry i havent responded. i threw up on my phone while i was sleeping
Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
Worst part was I had to fart super bad and didn't want to ruin the room so I farted in a pillow and threw it under the bed.
She dropped a weight class after every shot I took. I thought I was just drink something magical.
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
The bad decision stars are too close to aligning to risk this tonight.
I made a bet with her that she would show me her tits if I finished my beer. Only on spring break.
I found your wallet in my underwear drawer......... Don't worry I don't plan on asking any questions
Chipotle just hit me... I want to go sit in the corner of the shower and cry until morning.
I woke up at 4am on the floor covered in olive oil and fire extinguisher powder but all I wanted to know was where the rest of my booze was at.
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
I can't wait to see you & have espresso-fueled sex
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
No but seriously. Just had a guy lean over and sniff my head like it was a freshly baked pie
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