Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
He asked me if I "almost moaned"
He told me he wanted to break up so he could get "closer to God."
Does God suck his dick?
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
You've got the short couch unless you find some girl to take you home
Challenge accepted.
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
you picked up the vacuum cleaner at one point and said you we gonna beat the shit out of me with it. that was kinda funny
Nothing like coaching 5 year olds with a bunch of visible bruises from last night's drunk bondage sex.
2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
When you're really drunk, Japanese toilets just have an unnecessary amount of buttons.
That's how pantless uber rides happen
nothing like a long car ride to make you think of all the bad things you've done
Decided to smoke a bowl in my closet while my parents are gone. Just sat in the closet because I couldn't remember how to get out. Started panicking cuz I thought they were gonna show up... Checked my phone. It's been 4 minutes.
Whatever douche. I sucked the dick that made you. I. Win.
Dude my cat is eating sugar cookies with me. No joke. My cat likes cookies.
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