And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
drunk sex in a shower = bad idea broken arm
I think his parents are learning english from the phrases I shout during sex.
There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
Turns out shot glasses hold the perfect serving of sour patch kids....I still fail to see how not having any real glasses is an issue
I just used celery as a chaser. That's the level of my refrigerator.
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
Now I don't feel so bad about telling everyone that he's 23 and needs Viagra. It's her problem now
HELP THE ONLY THING THAT'S HELPING ME DISTINGUISH BETWEEN THE TWO OF THEM IS THE DIRECTION OF THEIR WINKY FACES OMFG
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
I ate pizza in bed, sans pants, and then carved a pumpkin. FUNCTIONING ADULT MOTHERFUCKERS!
Yeah and you keep saying "I know how to win America." While running away from us
i don't think fitbit tracks "flipping the fuck out" as activity.
You ran outside of the party to do the rain dance and swim in puddles
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