Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
I told him that he is like a snow storm I never know when he is coming, how many inches I will get, or how long it will last
I understand why you refuse to be sober now
I swear if it wasn't for meeting for drug dealers @ gas stations, i would never remember to get gas.
And at least you didn't have a dinner of Ranch Pringles and Double Stuff Oreos. I forgot that part of being single.
Should we start at nine like normal people or now like alcoholics?
I find it very uncomfortable that I need to ask you to stop sending me pictures of your stomach
she cut her forehead open playing a drunken game of pin the tail on the donkey and now she's having a panic attack.
but it was less of a make out and more of a goodnight kiss as a "thanks for giving our drunk asses a ride home and sorry we called your bar the worst bar in LA"
I try new drugs instead of new boys. That way you can't scold me about the importance of condoms
Whiskey chased with ice cubes? Here's a big FUCK THAT to that
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
What type of condoms do you get ? Oh and do you want a slurpee while I'm here
Just went to court for a citation. Guess who my DA was? That girl I ATM'd last weekend. No ticket for me!
Got everyone out of my house, somehow managed to put all my lawn furniture back, puked in my sink, and cleaned it up all while black out drunk before my parents came home. Successful night.
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