i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
Should I shave my pubes in the shape of a top hat so I can nickname my junk Abe Lincoln?
New drinking game: take a shot everytime Jay-Z is played during the NFL draft.
you left your shoes but remembered to take your vodka. i see where your priorities are.
Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
You wouldn't let me clean the puke off your face because I'd mess up your cat whiskers. Now that's dedication.
She started acting like she was actually a deaf person...so I went along with it and acted like her interpreter. I don't think anyone bought it.
I've decided I'm either going to ease him into this breakup by having a threesome with him and the girl I'm leaving him for, or be brutal and fuck his room mate. it depends how nice he is tonight.
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
That makes 14 Xmas cards already! Middle aged people are really nice to their dealers.
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
He couldn't give me an orgasm, but he did give me a UTI.
I miss my teeeeeeeeth. They're in a bag in my hand.
We have such a parasitic relationship. But the kind where the parasite benefits from the relationship. Like the pilot fish and a shark. The fish gets the leftover food scraps from the shark and the shark gets a free bath from it.
that's so insightful.
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