im dressed up like a present. waiting for someone to unwrap me ;)
this is your brother
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
She cut off the top of a watermelon and is now eating it with a spoon. She's more than half done.
Don't count me out just yet. Considering bartering a blowjob to see if that boy from work will take my shift.
What's the policy for hitting on a girl at a funeral? She seems more bored than sad.
I'm helping my Mormon ex boyfriend from high school embrace his inner cross dresser. This is truly god's work.
Jesus, I think this onesie was designed to keep me from masturbating.
Reason # 294827284949272 i could never be a cop. I would just shoot. All the time. Ppl. Animals. Inanimate objects. Air.
I hope you get a lego stuck in your dickhole
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
My boss want to throw me an everclear birthday.
SHE MASTURBATED TO THE THOUGHT OF ME HAVING AN ALL DUDE THREESOME WITH HER EX BOYFRIENDS.
She just. Cock slapped me. With string cheese.
Give me one good reason why I should go with you.
Free beer.
..pick me up at 8.
I’ve officially bought the ticket for my future dick appointment 😂
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