? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
that's almost as bad as that time i almost ashed in a baby carriage
Bro, i just sang journey's "dont stop beleavin" at mcdonalds. and the guy was sooo impressed he gave us free food. God i love america
She's more than welcome to come too, so long as she has gotten over that me being responsible for the death of her cat thing.
Just had to throw up on the floor of my car during traffic on the way to work. Car next to me saw both times. Found the downside to having a job right after graduation.
for breakfast I had vodka and flavor blasted goldfish. and I'm topless.
All my credit cards need to be pressure washed
Nah, just ran around, pinned random men to walls, bit their lips of and booked it.
She was yelling at the tater tots, "In five minutes, you're going in my mouth!"
She called to say the cops were not fake cops. some one has to go get her in an hour
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
i'll talk to you in three hours when you've stopped foaming at the mouth and your eyes have rolled back into place
and then she sorta stared at me like "holy shit" and I looked down and my dog was licking her ass
Ruff night.
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
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