Vaginas are confusing as hell with all their secret compartments and shit.
I'll get my vaginal cartography poster.
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
my professor saw me buying beer for the super bowl and said go patriots. thats how i know im getting an A in his class.
Can I borrow you for, like, thirty minutes so you can lay on one boob and rub the other until I fall asleep?
It's snowing in May and there was a law school party at the strip club. The end is near.
It was like a square peg in a round hole... I've never seen one shaped like a stick of butter...
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
Why is our fridge full of girl scout cookies and rum?
You told me to go grocery shopping.
I have jury duty tomorrow
I almost deep fried my finger today and yet I think you are worse off than I am.
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
I guess you never know how much of an impact you have on someone until you sleep with their cousin
Lots of tissues. Maybe pizza. Only time will tell. The stages of political grief.
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
We were supposed to have sex but we had smoked so much neither of us wanted to move.
I turn 40 next week. I deserve to celebrate the end of my 30’s with a 21 year old dick
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