I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
I just put a condom on my dildo so i wouldng get another uti....most depresIng moment of.my LIFE
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
Friend I haven't seen in almost a year just IMed me to let me know that my mom stuck her boob out the window on the freeway at her.
Her mom responded by mooning my mother. I really don't know what's worse.
She had a muffin-top while wearing a one piece bathing suit. Thats gotta break one of newton's laws or something
I just found a video on my phone from last night of you yelling, "you can't fuck me!" at least 20 times
Woaahhhh there! We are JUST drunk fucking. Don't call me "baby".
That's the international "my vagina is unoccupied, come talk to us" chant. You have your mission. Go.
its the kind of night you break several limbs and say you were lucky
My favorite bartender added me on Facebook. Now he can clearly see how under 21 I am
I'll just save you what dignity you have left by letting what happened die with your lack of memory and/or liver.
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
She doesn't even know his real name...he just keeps calling himself Hans the Third
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
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