Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
i just wanna lock my vagina in a safe filled with bandaids and healthy things
Call me when you wake up. I wanna start drinking but I'm giving up hope on my life if I drink alone before 10 am
That doesn't mean I'm a slut. Unless McFlurries are involved.
I will rub McFlurries all over you.
You may now shotgun with the bride
Her vagina was like a painting you can put your face in.
Spent 20mins wondering why my roommate wouldn't answer after we were pounding on the door.....Def went to the wrong building.
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
Update: his apartment is apparently in the campus Christian community center. The fact that I fucked him on the couch in the lobby is officially my crowning life achievement.
I don't remember much, but I remember he called me the dick whisperer, so it must not have been all bad.
Found an elderly homeless guy with a Gandalf beard passed out on my porch. I put a Santa hat over his erect dick cause he was naked.
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
This Cougar is looking at me like I’m a piece of meat and buying me top shelf cocktails
I’m getting a fear boner thinking about what she might do to me
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