when we were having sex and i started crying and telling you i missed you..why couldnt you stop and tell me how you felt or make me feel better?you kept going...
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
explain the broken jalepenos in my underwear drawer?
He asked me to spit in his mouth. I did. Never let me hook up with this guy again.
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
He also turned out to be underage (the fucking liar) so we had to get drunk on cooking sherry
You are a magnificent human being. I love you from head to toe. This wine is DELICIOUS.
And they have kittens that decided that boobs are apparently the best arena for king of the hill...
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
No one's ever called me intergalactic cocksucker, before.
What does it say about me that I feel completely charmed right now?
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
Pretty sure we ruined a bachelorettes life last night
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
You will be reminded everyday when you witness my majestic mustache.
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