even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
So Ive decided I have serious issues. Im walking around the school with a bag labeled booze money collecting from people while slightly hungover at 8:20 in the morning, and nobody is questioning me.
Yeah, we spent most of the evening making fun of the drunk girl until we realized it was you.
I feel like I'm a marionette being lifted around. Four Loko.
for future reference: even when 4 loko is flat it still fucks you up. im near a tree. come find me.
My building was evacuated who wants to quake and bake
He fucked a girl named Oreo... He deserved syphilis.
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
dude, I convinced you I was your conscience for like 15 minutes last night. you weren't just "a little high"
Yes but funny for a 45 year old hell bent on reliving her college days by giving body shots and hand jobs. Not necessarily in that order
I can't believe i just offerred a guy a burrito and head, and got turned down. Officially celibate now.
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
He jerked off some dude with a slice of Wonder Bread.
The sports guy?
Yeah. They claimed the bread made it hetero
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