he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
i think i just put your shirt on , but i don't remember . my body can't decide if it wants to move in slow motion or fast forward
hey, sorry about all the butter. I thought it was gonna help.
Congratulations, you fucked a nickle into me.
Bjs on a first date are the gateway to getting to know someone for who they really are.
OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
Remember when we used to go to the bathroom to do drugs together? Now it's to help you with your spanx.
who started the 'put a scrunchy' around his balls' game?
Yeah she let me pull the goalie and wear my USA flag like a cape since it was the first day of the world cup
No. You're getting a Viking funeral and I'm pawning your shit.
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
She is 6 months pregnant and gets more action at bars than I do.
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
I think I was just recruited to join a religious lesbian cult by these 3 really pretty girls and I'm tempted to join
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