it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
Midnight walks are trippy
I tried to do that earlier, but I was alone and scared, so I stole a happy Birthday balloon.
does it bother you that i swallowed like millions of your unborn children
actually, i try not to think about it
and i pooped them out
scratch lunch, i just found about 7 more dicks drawn on my back
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
You tried to sled down the middle of the street. In. Your. Coat. Of course you are bruised.
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
I just had a dream that I was pulling you around downtown on a sled, from bar to bar. Dear lord if we start that there's no hope for us
You need Xanax blowdarts
Not good... He ate my chips. Thats not a sex analogy for anything. My actual potato chips... gone. I lost on both ends.
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
Tequila ran out around 11 so she let them do body shots of chips and guacamole instead
I walked into the living room this morning and he was there with 3 shots in a row. He said it was "tea time."
was his pinky out?
She just asked me if I was going to stay the night. I responded "I know that we are upside down".
Pro tip: If you tell him that his dick looks like a muppet then you won't have to see him again.
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