Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
Are we responsible for the snowmen doing it doggy-style in my front yard?
He asked me if we could throw a lingerie party together so I guess he's single again
God forbid we drive unregistered mopeds without license plates on a pedestrians only sidewalk without goggles while flipping off passing cars.
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
Basically taped my dick down because it's too obvious in this costume...
You know, I think when I have a lot of free time, thats when I pick up odd lovers. Maybe keeping busy is key to not using my vagina
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
Apparently last night I was doing back bends for the guy making my easy mac because clearly it wasn't easy enough for me.
PSA. Do not shart while wearing a jock strap at work. That is all.
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