none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
I'm gonna do things to you that will make the neighbors want to move.
It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
Found her. Shes unconscious up against the room door. Her credit card is in the keycard slot
Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
I should have known our good time had gone to shit when his ankle bracelet started flashing.
I got to explain to the guys at work today how i had no choice but to go to a gay bar because I was handcuffed to a lesbian.
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
I just found a contact in my phone named "Sam 'it Won't Fit' Wilson". No clue when or where it came from....
I still don't know why she was so offended when I emerged from the bathroom and told her my balls were now clean.
do you think your dog feels awkward being in the background of your nudes?
Googled 'how drunk am I' and it was NOT helpful
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
There's a guy in a plaid shirt running around asking everyone if they want to head butt him
Randomize