dude just tell them you don't wear clothes. they'll understand
you're out of your mind
you look like daphne blake and he looks like fozzie bear
it's like he rubbed a lamp and wished you into existence
When i tried to give you something that wasn't tequila...like water....you kept saying it was against your religion.
I've always been the spiritual type.
hes so high that he's convinced hes a duck. hes squating in the bathtub quacking. that was NOT JUST pot.
So I'm pretty sure I fucked the dept of homeland security guy on my kitchen table. No recollection of it, but there are signs.
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
You kept screaming "Its taco night!" before every shot
It's like....nice talking about real estate but your son gave me herpes
And then as he was trying to conceal his boner from everybody, you said aloud "just grab your cock and get out of the pool"
And before you get all mad cause I said "nipples," I actually discarded "you are so wet right now" and "you have such a raging clit-on right now."
That's called being sensitive.
trust me, you don't know shame until you're in a peacock costume getting CPR by random dudes
Tell him that his phone is taped to the dog's stomach. Stop trying to call it because it makes him scared.
I love you. I would never turn you into a bear.
Who the abstract fuck do you think you are!?
dude me and this dog are gonna go bond oon the tramplene with stromboli... i think everyone is staring at me... being this high is SO stressful
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