D3 body, D1 cock
I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
the worst part of it wasnt him peeing on the xbox. it was when he showed me his penis and made a kissy face at me. THAT was painful.
Since when does sleeping with your RA not result in free meal swipes? I feel so tricked...
Was this before, or after you took my brand new bag of shredded cheese, and "Made it rain"?
I think the best part was when you jumped over me naked.
No I got myself stoned. With her bowl. She was just a casualty of the War on Sobriety.
Yes, I have your ice luge mold. I'll do a prisoner exchange for the beer bong
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
His beard looks like it smells like beer, cocaine and old pussy juice
He had a temporary tattoo of Justin Bieber on his dick and I still had sex with him
I just thought you should know that you should be proud of your dick. It's pretty much perfect. Just, ya know, by the way.
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