we're blogging at a bar
did i leave my keys in your car? BTW: sorry for throwing that drink on your date.
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
I walked into the bathroom and the toilet was on fire... I stood there for like a minute trying to decide whether I should put it out or get my camera.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
i'm so sad bro, I can't get any pussy. I'm so sad
Fuck I am starving. I don't think I've eaten in the past two days.
You didnt need to. Gin is like eggs, its a perfectly nutrionally balanced meal.
yeah that's what i said...you fucked him and peed on his comforter
yeah well...Like any great yacht, I leave a wake
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
If magic marker is safe for kids, it should be safe for cats...right?
whose parrot is this?
Just threw up in the shower. Hangovers at 23 are the best.
Just put on slippers before underwear so you know where my priorities are
Not gonna lie I just got drunk and started doing applications because I know I'm going into work tomorrow still drunk
on the bright side i found your panties and the lid to the nutella
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