My hair reeks of homosexuality.
is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
Lets get really high and only speak Spanish to each other again tonight
you haven't felt a hangover until you wake up after a night of snorting tequila.
about to tell this girl that sh'es my teenage dream. you have 15.358s to stop me.
I just figured you know how to drive a boat and I know how to get drunk. What can go wrong
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
We had sex in the bathroom. Good sex. Toilet breaking sex.
She is the epitome of a puke & rally. She picked a random hott guy at the bar & made him pinky promise not to leave while she took a power nap. She went & passed out in her friends car & apparently puked just outside the bar. She stumbled in & found the randome guy again & claimed she was golden. Made it to the after party & stayed up til 6 doing body shots off every girl she saw & hooked up with the random from the bar. I love her life
FIND ME A DICK TO RIDE THAT HOPEFULLY IS ATTACHED TO A CUTE PERSON AND NICE PERSONALITY
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. Is it okay if I only get 2 out of 3?
The D is nonnegotable.
Are you playing pokemon in the dark and sexting? I can't be mad at that.
Welcome to your 30’s, where every one night stand is most likely with someone’s father
After dropping your phone on the ground you got down and sat with it, kissed it and apologized for being so mean
Randomize
