I did the walk of shame to another booty call
I don't think that should turn me on, but it does
I mean I'm basically single. Or maybe just an asshole. Either way.
I drank mimosas and played bocce ball in the middle of finals week...now i know how Comm majors feel all the time.
I just threw up in my hands while sitting on the toilet
If I buy you $300 worth of popeyes, will that make up for me trashing the house?
Two hot shots of tequila for breakfast? Yeah today is gonna be a shit show
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
I feel very compelled to cut off the person's ears that is sitting in front of me
I took a yellow and pink pill, all of a sudden my sex drive is back, and for some reason all I wanna do is fuck Amish dudes
Good God, I miss doing unknown drugs with you.
If you can handle my post-party look you da real MVP
I tried to suck your dick underwater and almost drowned
I gave you keys to my house and drugs. This must mean we're in a relationship.
I need a job that does not involve working with people who wear animal costumes when they get fucked.
Dude I cant right now. Were talking about pickles.
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