Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
I have a walk of shame I should be getting to. "Hey, by the way, what is your name?" is not a conversation I want to have today
Hey I have to teach you how to run in heels before vegas
I woke up this morning and saw that I had transferred $0.75 from my savings account to my checking account.
Just found out I reached my $2500 deductible and I have a $5 million dollar cap on my health insurance. Let's get drunk and do something recklessly stupid tonight.
well, I was going to forgive her anyway but not because shes my best friend and moreso because shes my drug dealer
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
I hope your face alive. Lemme know if you are breathing in the morning. If not. Whoever is reading this tell me when the funeral for this awesome mother fucker is and we will rage at that event. Kthanksbye
I think someone cast a spell on the lazy stoner rich boy stereotype and it came to life and called me.
WHY THE FUCK DID I HAVE TO FALL IN LOVE WITH A CONVICT
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm đđ»đ
We are so blessed
Didn't think I'd be dancing with the Power Rangers but here I am
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
You know that we wouldnât even be talking about all this if you would have kept your candy consumption judgement comments to yourself.
You abruptly started screaming because they had and I quote âcalamari on the hoofâ
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