Obv we're gonna bbm each other in bed
By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
oh god.
She gave 2 thumbs up when Nirvana came on the radio while blowing me in the bathroom
Seriously, I'm ready to settle for ugly and unemployed as long as he has decent hygene and likes to go down.
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
Then I hope you find a set of extremely intelligent, flexible triplets in the ethnicity of your choice.
That is the nicest thing anyone has ever wished for me
I got a lap dance from a guy last night dressed as a school girl. Heels and all. His heels got stuck in my fish nets
Everyone was trying to get you to do a keg stand but you refused & instead declared you could do it yourself, crouched on the keg in your 6 inch heels, leaned over, and gave yourself one.
I just can't even fathom the crazy and I work at a mental hospital.
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
lesson learned. Never drop acid before a trip to the aquarium. Sounds awesome, is actually terrifying.
When you licked the fourth stranger's cheek the bar tender pretty much ordered us to get you out.
It's all fun and games until you have to pay the bar tab.
literally who communicates this much post-hookup why r u like this
Randomize