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say what?
wanna hang out?
She can't keep using her latex allergy as an excuse to go bareback with everyone.
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
I think I've hugged the toilet more times than I've hugged my own family members.
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
Remember...the emancipation proclimation is your favorite document, you love asian women, japanese food is the tits, and you willfully employ as many latinos as possible...
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
Seriously though a big penis is like a puppy dog, or a sunny day or some other glorious thing
You are such a penis elitist
after she rolled over and said 'i'm so glad you're like my gay best friend, love you' then left. did i just get friendzoned AFTER sex??
First table when you walk in. Can't miss us. I'm wearing a feather boa and a green hat
You had me at first table
Dad stumbling and puking in the White Castle parking lot = Father's Day success
Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
This is why you have to watch more Zombie movies- to prepare for End Times...
It doesn't matter if it's only been 3 days since you last changed your sheets. If your fuck buddy comments on how your bed smells like sex, it's time to change them again.
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