Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
Words of wisdom-never eat a peanut-butter covered banana on a construction site ever again
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
Fact: The drinking you do in college doesn't affect your liver in real life.
There's nothing more uncomfortable than drifting into sexual fantasies on a roadtrip and realizing you have a boner with three other dudes in the car.
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
I was carrying him baywatch style into my place because he passed out.
Also, not pregnant! Way to go uterus! Good job on being a team player!
So I'm thinking that so long as I have this piercing, I'm going to get tested for explosives at the airport
Looks like I'm not in the Ashly Madison files. But my wife is.
He wouldn't shut up so I started sending him pictures of animal dicks
wtf why is there glitter all over my dog
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