yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
Omg i either met the gayest dude ever or my next boyfriend
It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
I guess I tried to spit on a homeless man on the walk home...Out. Of.Hand.
He was like a foghorn with a huge penis.
We'll talk about this tommorrow when I'm not mistaking my fingers for French fries....
If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
do you ever look at a card in your wallet and reminisce about all of the drugs youve done with it?
Some days, I wish I could get a hug from a furry muppet
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
But seriously like how many girls do you know that will do that on the first date?
One?
ONE! And it was was glorious!
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