I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
I just had my first uncircumcised penis. I kept staring at it like the foreskin was going to fall off on its own.
So I was just looking through the calendar on my phone seeing what day new years was on & on dec 31st at 9am it says "nude champagne toast". Guess we have to do it.
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
im just going to wait until i dont feel like the grim reaper is having sex with me
i can now proudly say that ive peed off of a balcony overlooking the pacific ocean AND a balcony overlooking the atlantic ocean
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
last night a police horse bit me when i was wasted. even the animal kingdom knows i'm no good
No no don't get confused. We do chemistry homework on Thursdays. We screw on Fridays. Other than that, Words With Friends is our only communication five days a week. We are NOT dating.
thats because you have standards... and i have a thing for guys that give me free drugs.
She described me as " a caterpillar of adorable quietness that exploded into a slutty butterfly" She definitely nailed it there
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
The best part of Easter was watching all his colorblind cousins try to find the eggs.
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
Randomize
