We were so bored at work tonight that we were in dry storage taking turns pouring the boxed wine we use for cooking into each others' mouths. I think I'm starting to understand the "problem" aspect of "drinking problem."
I feel like abortions should bother me more
I am watching Grease 2 and properly learning how to apply a condom to a banana. This is a sign from God that this is the closest I will ever get to having the need for one.
I had to hold off a girl who was trying to check your pulse while you were passed out. She kept screaming that she was a nursing major and needed to make sure you were alive.
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
My roommate said I banged on the wall and said, "this dude eats pussy like a champ."
If I had cancer, and got to make a wish, id make the organization force your dad to fuck me.
What's great about college is that i can eat chocolate cereal for every meal and call it a money saving technique.
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
Well I mean he still had sex with me after I told him that I play fetch with the kids I take care of, so I'm not really looking too far ahead with him...
I am sitting in my lingerie, eating frozen cookie dough out of a bowl, and watching family. My hump day is going great
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
YOU GOT ME SO DRUNKK
i got me so drunk!
He sided with his father, so I slashed his tires. I’d say that’s a fair trade.
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