so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
I wish my period boobs were my regular boobs.
i mean he wasn't bad looking, but i wouldn't have slept with my professor if i knew everyone would get an A
Found him. He was passed out on the couch at the new place in a room full of burnt pizza smoke.
Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
We were simultaneously boning chicks 3 feet away from each other. Do you realize how much that upped our 15 year friendship?
Just skate-of-shamed, shirtless, with a bucket or margaritas. Good luck beating that one.
I got a blow torch for Christmas. You are now permitted to be afraid.
I wound up running down the street in 12 degree weather in just my bra and then fell asleep cuddling my bottle. You tell me how last night went.
I saw a spider on my bed and my first reaction was to throw my weed bag to safety
he sent a dick pic to my best friends phone for me cause mine died lol pretty sure he was regretting that night outta town.
My dad told me that my grandparents are giving me $20,000 and my actual response was "do you know how many kittens I could buy with that?!?"
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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