...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
shes in my pool wearing only floaties on her arms ill have to raincheck watching march madness with you guys sorry
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink
I took a few sips of my hugeee bottle of liquid Vicodin and smoked my one hitter and now I'm going thru my attic like Indiana Jones
Thanks for walking over, a conversation about David Bowie's dick as a muppet is exactly what my day was missing.
Getting stoned at work has never been a good idea, but im always more than willing to give it another chance
He just said his penis sings like Mariah Carey...Im going with drunken.
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
What kind of sociopath goes to sleep at 9pm when I clearly need attention
Can you hurry up? Jamie just challenged my ex boyfriend to a duel and someone honest to God handed her a sword?
She didn't have her own?
Yah. I'm gonna lay you down and feed you grapes, except I'm gonna replace grapes for my balls
I just got out of a $280 speeding ticket by acting like The Big Lebowski. Seriously Jeff Bridges is the man.
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