I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
I may or may not juuuust be reaching the point where I find some humor from waking up in the parking lot at the standard.
We eventually had to ration the melon vodka. 10 pushups per shot. THATS why my arms hurt
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
I'm dressed like a deranged cupcake. Let's get fucked up.
He yearns for your heart.
He needs to stop being a pussy about it.
We need to make tonight low-budget
Is this your way of suggesting flasks?
So do you remember the bartender that caught me when I fell off the bar 4 weeks ago? He hasn't been to work since...Woops.
I just put vagisil on my bug bites how do you think my morning is going
I mean, we were all drinking, but I'm pretty sure kidnapping came up.
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
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