Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
Pretty sure I only gave out my other # though. You know, 777 777-7777
Hahaha. So was it a Freudian slip, or wishful thinking? ;)
Could be either seeing as you're in my phone as "3rd bar" and I couldn't pick you outta a line up.
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
Just remembered when I bought that round of shots I told the girls to "get their whore friend" who was making out with her bf instead of drinking. I don't know why they stayed.
Yes. I am getting trashed on an open tab while judging a karoke competition
Impressive. I approve.
if all that ever happens for the rest of forever is drinking wine and eating popcorn, ill be okay
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
how do you ask an olympian for your underwear back?
I'm wearing a dinosaur hat bikini cone bra over my shirt. So good things are happening
I'm sorry I didn't respond. I had a shit day. However, I just masturbated to Adele's Rolling In the Deep while crying. It was oddly therapeutic.
I also slapped not one but two bananas on the ass, twerked in public, and I think I made out with someone
Just cried watching Wimbledon, worst comedown ever.
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
The fact that you cheered yourself on while you puked saying it was your first college puke, blacked out, and sang taylor swift to the toilet confirms the fact that we are related. I've never been more proud.
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