Goodnight my chunky, little, marshmallow muncher
Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
Did you know that when you swallow it's like 60 calories!?
That's okay, it's all protein anyway.
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
Just fucking put out. It'll be a good lay, promise. Stop being a prude. Damn it. A boy is trying to put his penis in you. APPRECIATE IT.
I don't want to get into details but it feels like there was a bear mauling involved. A very good bear mauling.
Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
I sent him a pic of my tits and he said "Word." I need a drink.
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
Because drinking and showering don't go hand in hand. There that's my PSA of the day.
If I was banging all the guys that people think I am, I'd quit buying batteries.
How do you politely tell someone to get out of your house in Russian
IM ON THE WEIRD DRUGS AND I JUST SAW THAT TOM HARDY THING NOW I WANT TO HUMP
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
I love that they love me even though I might not exsist, its kinda like Im God.
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