I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
guess who just trotted in eating her oats and wagging her penis
I have now ridden the bus with a ninja, a samurai and Jesus. Who says the bus is for losers.
They all laughed at me when I bought that necklace from Life Alert. Who's laughing now?
No, the responsible one does not yell out "lets go to iHop" at 5 in the morning to a bunch of drunk people with munchies.
He wrote me poetry. 12 hours after getting my number
He told me he wanted to sleep but I touched his penis and listened to his heart beat start racing. I knew sleeping was bullshit.
Use your nursing skills for good, not evil.
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
I told the cop to try walking in heels and he'd understand why I was walking home without then on. He told me he only does that on Wednesdays.
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
Man i fell asleep on a random persons porch on the way home and woke up to the family banging on the windows trying to wake me up
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
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