god help us all. i just saw an infant wearing a onesie that said "i don't know who my daddy is"
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
I just asked the dr if it was herpes while wearing my shirt from the strip club...
I told you to stay away from the strippers in Oklahoma
While you were in the ER we decided to tailgate in the parking lot until security told us that's not allowed.
say 'i' if you broke up a fight involving your father at TD bank today....
Sober now. I'm really glad I didn't try to make out with that guy who has a pregnant fiance
This is why Helen Keller didn't drink
Worst walk of shame man. They had a fire drill at 7am, had to walk out of her all girl dorm wearing my Everday I'm Hustling sweater
Nope we are at the ER my brothers crazyass neighbor kinda stabbed him in the neck. He's gonna be fine.
Remember, I smoked so you wouldn't have to. I'm like the Jesus of Marijuana.
I got a pots and pans set and a vibrator. Merry Crisis.
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
He may be a manwhore, but he’s a very well endowed manwhore
That’s an important feature when it comes to a manwhore
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