Yeah i'm definitely friends with drunk kyle, not sober kyle.
I woke up to her vacumming the grass
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
I don't know the quality of the hand jobs you've received in the past but it CLEARLY was not one from me
I think I need to stop sleeping with him. Sex with him is just a reminder of the mediocrity of the rest of my life.
Their car went through the first bag of wine on the drive up...clearly 6 bags was not enough.
I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.
Thats a chance were just gonna have to take
That makes the second boyfriend of hers that I've fucked. I'm gonna start keeping an eye on every guy she even speaks to. Girl is my sexual rabbit's foot.
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
if you do the accent, i'll wear the eyepatch
She is larger then a hippo. You could cut her open in the middle of a blizzard and crawl in like Luke skywalker. Throw a couch and a tv in there and you're set
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
its 3am and I'm taking a bubble bath, this is what taking a day off work at 30 looks like
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
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