I'm really into asian looking animals
I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
oh god the rape fog is back!
I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
You insisted on take shots off of plates.
did i paint my nails blue or do i need to make a trip to the ER?
my roommate made out with a guy wearing a squirrel costume, equipped with a blow up tail. time to start harvesting nuts for the winter
I'm going to sing sad and lonely Barbra Streisand songs at the top of my lungs if you don't get here soon
I can't believe you didn't come out. There was a duckling ON THE BAR!
Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
So drunk I thought the door was feeling me up for a seconds
Dude, naked camping ALWAYS takes precedence. I would skip my own funeral to go naked camping.
So...I was fapping and during it, I got an Amber Alert notification...that's just bad timing.
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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