i just woke up in the woods behind my house in handcuffs and a dan marino jersey ive never seen before
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
I like waking up with a slight hangover cause I'm dehydrated and it makes me feel thinner.
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
don't you miss freshman year when you could get away with "but i've never given a bj before..."
i just made mint juleps with bourbon and fresh breath strips. i am the macgyver of alcohol.
I'm gonna have sex with a woman...help
As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
Sorry you called when I was puking in a cheetos bag
She just face-timed her mom and had her watch all of us toast to her grandmas tits..
That's the saddest description of touching yourself I've heard since someone said "I was just lazily rubbing my clitoris while eating Cheetos alone"
Well going home with a Ralph Lauren model helped me get over him real fuckin' quick. Would recommend it for all women going through breakups
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
My ex boyfriend just amazon primed me a vibrator...guess I seemed stressed?
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