I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
i love how you can even make your typing come across bitchy
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
You asked the officer if he could bring you to the same jail as T.I.
You just got cockblocked by Conan O'Brien.
Can you come over to my place and make up for the crap you called sex yesterday?
Good morning to you
I hit her tiny dog with a horseshoe an hour ago. Her and her mom cried as it laid on the ground shaking. Im drunk.
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
I just found scrambled eggs in my shower. Thanks for that, asshole.
you invented a new sport called "bacon pulling" and you cried everytime a piece broke
She pulled vodka outta the dryer and told me to drink it
Well, I sent nudes with an Elmo t shirt on the floor... so there's that.
so idk what that means but now because of me he has a police file as breaking into my apartment and sleeping in my hallway under the carpet
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