Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her.
i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
Not complaining, but why is there a Russian chick downstairs making latkes?
HOW DO YOU GET TO BE A GROWN-UP AND NOT KNOW WHAT A DECADE IS!?
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
The bump on my forehead, i think, was from falling asleep at front door, on my knees, slumped over. But we played good music so what?
I'm tripping pretty hard right now but every time a Volvo drives by I feel like everything is gonna be alright
I'm now consulting a magic eight ball on all major life decisions. On another note I think I have chlamydia.
apparently in the middle of sex, i said "i just really love the food network i watch it every day"
His penis is the only thing worth pursuing but all the baggage attached isn't.
You chugged Absolut from a beer bong. Why WOULDN'T you be a champion?
He was cute in a Sketchy-trying-to-sell-you-a-vaccum-at-9-at-night kinda way.
I’ve got a closet full of cosplay outfits and horny boytoy to help me ride out this pandemic
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