I wonder if all of the nights I blacked out will be revealed to me when I die. Have you ever thought about that?
Nights like last night are what makes cleaning up the vomit in the morning worth it
I don't understand how anyone could look at him and think, 'Yeah, that's a good idea.'
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
I really have to stop waking up in hot tubs on Friday mornings.
They said an hour before I even see a doctor...and they noticed the shots tally on my arm.
we were looking for paper towels to wrap his hand and i yanked a drawer out of the cabinet, it was fun so we just kept doing it. things escalated and long story short, he isn't gettin his security deposit back
That would be an interesting position... Not entirely certain how that'd work!
Gravity is no match for my libido
It was awk he was sittin on a plastic backyard chair in his underwear and high white socks in the dark watching the nuggets game
I'll text you later. I think she thinks we're taking this whole "no sex" thing seriously.
So a guy died and our dates revived him with CPR. Good night?
I keep getting the feeling him and his friends are hilarious and we should drink whiskey together forever
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
Nxt time we drink that much, we'll have to hide the crayons. Crayola-ing a mural on the living room wall wasnt the brightest idea, but it sure is classy. Right?
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
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