Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
Memorial weekend is going to be amazeballs. Jungle juice, drunk guys, and my vagina being stimulated by the vibrations of a 4 wheeler. I mean there is no way that can go wrong.
i told you that I felt like my feet were melting into the ground and you starting blowing on them to put out the "invisible fire". thanks friend.
Dude in front of me just jumped out of line at Starbucks to go puke. Vegas in prime form.
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
TONIGHT IS GOING TO BE A FUCKING BLAST. EVEN IF I HAVE TO SET OFF A BUNCH OF FIREWORKS IN YOUR KITCHEN.
I'm gonna go ahead and say I love our drinking habits but anytime we roundhouse a 750 of Schnapps on the way to a non competitive bowling league we might have problems
Yeah if I don't text back. I'm eating. sleeping. Or lifting. Or drinking. Or playing call of duty. Like shit man
bullshit you weren't drunk, you pointed at me and said my cigarette was empty
Is there a lightning bolt coming out of your boner right now?!
Fuck it, I work hard. I deserve nice sex toys
Maybe it’s too soon to casually tell the boss that I went to Tulsa for some dick last night
He looks like Aladdin, and that's about all he's got going for him.
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